Today's Daily Joke:

I'm going to try to help you simple minded people:

Jive craigslist personal ads....Women Seeking Men
What do they mean when you read them?

When She Writes / She Actually Means

Curvy............................FAT

average..........................FAT

ample............................FAT

Big boned........................FAT

generous.........................FAT

athletic.........................sort of fat, but I'm trying to lose it

Rubenesque.......................FAT

Well endowed (big, big, chest)...FAT

thin.............................so so. not fat

Fat..............................Giant, fat, huge woman. I could be a circus freak I am so freaking HUGE

BBW..............................I'm fat as a hog, but I've convinced myself that I'm hot.

thick............................Big FAT black woman

thick sista......................Big fat black ghetto woman

Single Mom.......................De Baby Daddy, he be done gone run away cuz I got too fat

Likes walks on the beach.........I need exercise, but I can't run, because I'm too damn fat.

Likes time at home...............Sometimes I just want to binge on whatever food I can find around the house, until there's nothing left. Then I go to the neighbors.

I like movies....................In the dark, no one can see how fat I am, and I LOVE those freaking Junior Mints!

Likes quiet times................At home, in the dark, with no sound, I am one with my fatness. My blubber oozes over the chair.

Enjoys Dancing...................In the middle of the floor, dancing in a crowd, no one can see how fat I am.

I like honesty...................As long as you don't mention my fatness, I like the truth.

I like a sense of humor..........I like jokes, as long as you don't joke about fat people.