The Daily Joke

Gorgeous New Mink

Three members of a weekly female bridge quartet were duly impressed when the fourth arrived wearing an incredibly gorgeous new mink coat. 


"That's a stunning garment, Louise," one woman purred.
"It must have cost you a fortune!" 


"No, not at all," Louise replied, "just a single piece of ass." 


"You mean," the admirer of the coat continued, "one that you gave your husband?" 


"No," grinned Louise, "the one that he gave our maid."