Funny Joke of the Day

The Runner

:

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at 
work.
One wet
 and gusty day she was is in bed with her boyfriend when, to her 
horror, she
 hears her husband's car pull into the driveway.


"Oh My God!" she yells to her lover. "Hurry!  Grab your clothes 
and jump
 out the window.  My husband's home early!"


"I can't jump out the window!" comes the strangled reply from 
beneath the 
sheets "It's pouring rain out there!"


"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" She 
replies.
"He's
 got a very quick and nasty temper, and a very large gun! The rain is the 
least of your
 problems!"


So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, tucks his clothes beneath 
his arm and
 jumps out the window! 

As he begins running down the street in the pouring rain, he 
quickly 
discovers that he has run right into the middle of the town's 
annual
 marathon.

 So he starts running along side the others, about 300 of 
them. 
Being
 naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he unsuccessfully 
tries his
 best to "blend in.


After a little while, a small group of runners who have been 
studying him
 with some curiosity, jog closer. 
"Do you always run in the 
nude?" one asks.


"Oh yes" he replies, gasping. It feels so wonderfully free 
having the air
 blow over all your skin while you're running."


Another runner moves alongside. 
"Do you always run carrying 
your clothes
 under your arm?"


"Oh, yes" he answers breathlessly. 
"That way I can get 
dressed
 right at the end of the run and get into my car and go home!"


A third runner casts his eyes a little lower and queries, "Do 
you always 
wear a condom when you run?"


"Only if it's raining!" says the runner.