Daily Joke

Searching for Her Mate:

An American woman turns 40 and wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually.

After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.

She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback.
And after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.

On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the night of sexual festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

“What has happened?” she asks.
“
I've never been with a woman,” the man says. “But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the fucking room I can get!”