The Daily Joke

The Difference:



The difference between "guts" and "balls"



Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
 assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
 "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"



Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling 
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the 
ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."