Today's Daily Joke

Jake:

Jake was watching vigilantly at his dying wife's side.
Sleep now, its all right, he told her.

But she kept trying to sit up and said, Honey, I really need to tell you something.
Finally Jake let her get it off her chest.

Jake, honey, I need to tell you something before I die. During the last two months, I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father.
Don't worry about it, Jake said, I already know. Why do you think I poisoned you?