Today's Daily Joke

The British Black Kid:

A young black kid observed that there seemed to be some advantages 
in being white, so he went off and painted himself white all over.
He went
and showed his mother who roused on him, and told him to go and show 
his father.
This he did, and his father not only roared at him for being so silly,
 but cuffed him over the ears and sent him on his way.
The boy went on and
 sat on his favorite log pondering his position and feeling very glum.
His mate
 came along and asked him what was wrong.

"I've only been a white kid for half and hour," he replied, "and I hate those 
black bastards already!"