Today's Daily Joke

Airport Security:

About The "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security System -

Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to 
hire a private investigator: Mr. Alan Pinkerton.
He was 
actually the beginning of the Secret Service.


Since that time the federal police authority has grown to a 
large number of three-letter agencies - FBI, CIA, INS (ICE), IRS, 
DEA, BATF, SS, ATF, HLS, NSA, etc.

Now comes a proposal for another agency: The "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security
 Service."


Can't you just see it now, the new service in their black outfits
 with their initials in large white letters across their backs?

FATASS

Wow and the 'The Men in Black (MIB)' thought they were something.