Today's Daily Joke

NYC Black Man:

A black man from New York decided one day he wanted to be a Texas Ranger.

So he went through all the necessary training and became a Ranger.

One day on his shift he was driving around and hit a raccoon.
He thought he had
 hit some sort of exotic animal, and returned to the station upset.
He described the
 animal to his fellows who burst into spontaneous laughter.

"What kind of animal is it?" asked the black Ranger.
"
We'll give you a guess: It's something you've been called all your life."

The black Ranger's eyes grew wide. "You mean, that's a black motherfucker?!"