Today's Daily Joke

Be a Frog:

A Newfie was rowing a boat and as he rowed he sung an English tune.
Suddenly a UFO swooped down and hovered over him. The alien pilot wondered what would happen if he destroyed a quarter of the Newfie's brain with a special ray.
The result was that the Newfie continued to sing only much
slower.
Now the alien became intrigued and decided to destroy half of the Newfie's brain. The result was that the Newfie continued to sing his English song only very slowly.
Getting upset the alien decided to destroy three quarters of the Newfie's brain, still the Newfie sung his English song but extremely slow.
Finally the alien became angry and totally destroyed the Newfie's brain, with the result that the Newfie began to sing in French!