Today's Daily Joke

Do You Know Who’s In Your Office?

A young businessman had just started his own firm.
He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. 

He saw a man come into the outer office.
Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" 

"Yeah, I've came to activate your phone lines."