Today's Daily Joke

It's Just My Nature:

A scorpion wanted to cross the river, but he couldn't swim, so he asked a frog for a lift.
The frog replied, "How do I know you won't sting me?"
The scorpion said, "If I sting you, then you will drown, and I will drown with you."
The frog agreed to give the scorpion a lift.
Halfway across the river, the scorpion stung the frog.
When the frog asked why, the scorpion replied, "You have nice legs, besides you fool it’s just my nature."

Today's Daily Joke

Walk:

There's this blond out for a walk.
She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
"Yoo-hoo" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

The second blond looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are on the other side!"


Today's Daily Joke

The Wedding:

A little boy was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his younger cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen." the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he answered so quickly.
"How do you know that?"

"Easy," the little boy said, "all you have to do is add it up, like the preacher said: Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer."