Mixing Electricity and Sex is Nuts:
A True Story ....
MALAGA, Spain: There's a fine line between getting freaky
in the bedroom and getting downright dangerous. A German man
ended up killing himself after experiments with a homemade
sex toy went horribly wrong. The body of the 65-year-old man
was found in a rented apartment after he was reported missing
by a female acquaintance. Pushing the limits of masturbation,
the man applied the electrodes of an adapted voltmeter to his
genitals. The autopsy revealed that the man died from a heart
attack triggered by the electric shock. Foul play was ruled
out after police found the man lying on his bed with the
television on and a porn movie in the VCR.
July 5, 2010
July 2, 2010
Today's Daily Joke
Missing Car:
A policeman is walking his beat when he finds a totally drunk man collapsed against a building, weeping uncontrollably and holding his car keys in his hands. He's moaning something about 'They took my car!'.
Seeing he is quite well dressed, the cop thinks he may have a real case of theft on his hands and proceeds to question the man.
"What are your car keys doing out?"
"My car, it was right on the end of my key, and those bastards stole it! Please ossifer, get my Porsche back. My God, it was right on the end of my key! Where is it? They stole it and it was right here; right on my key!"
"OK, OK, stand up, let's get some more information. (he stands the man up, and notices his penis is hanging out). Aw shit mister, your dick is hanging out, would you put that thing away!"
The man looks down, sees his prick hanging there and screams, "Oh my God, they stole my girlfriend too!"
A policeman is walking his beat when he finds a totally drunk man collapsed against a building, weeping uncontrollably and holding his car keys in his hands. He's moaning something about 'They took my car!'.
Seeing he is quite well dressed, the cop thinks he may have a real case of theft on his hands and proceeds to question the man.
"What are your car keys doing out?"
"My car, it was right on the end of my key, and those bastards stole it! Please ossifer, get my Porsche back. My God, it was right on the end of my key! Where is it? They stole it and it was right here; right on my key!"
"OK, OK, stand up, let's get some more information. (he stands the man up, and notices his penis is hanging out). Aw shit mister, your dick is hanging out, would you put that thing away!"
The man looks down, sees his prick hanging there and screams, "Oh my God, they stole my girlfriend too!"
July 1, 2010
Today's Daily Joke
Missing Person:
One day a Country Sheriff had a report of a missing black person, and the last place the man was seen was at the side of the river.
After dredging the river they found the missing man, and had about 80 feet of log chains tied around him.
Taken back slightly, the Sheriff shrugged, and said, "Ain't that just like a nigga...tryin' to steal more chains than he can carry."
One day a Country Sheriff had a report of a missing black person, and the last place the man was seen was at the side of the river.
After dredging the river they found the missing man, and had about 80 feet of log chains tied around him.
Taken back slightly, the Sheriff shrugged, and said, "Ain't that just like a nigga...tryin' to steal more chains than he can carry."
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