Mr Manager:
A woman walked up to the manager of a department store. "Are you hiring any help?" she asked.
"No," he said. "We already have all the staff we need."
"Good. Then would you mind getting someone to wait on me?" she asked.
July 14, 2010
July 13, 2010
Today's Daily Joke
Mothers Shouldn’t Lie:
A little girl and her mother are walking through the park one day when they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.
The little girl says "Mommy what are they doing?"
The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm.....they are making cakes."
The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkies having sex. Again she asks her mother "what are they are doing?"
The mother replies with the same response, "making cakes."
The next day the girl says to her mother "Mommy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the living room last night, right"
Shocked, the Mother says, "How do you know that?"
The little girl says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
A little girl and her mother are walking through the park one day when they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.
The little girl says "Mommy what are they doing?"
The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm.....they are making cakes."
The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkies having sex. Again she asks her mother "what are they are doing?"
The mother replies with the same response, "making cakes."
The next day the girl says to her mother "Mommy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the living room last night, right"
Shocked, the Mother says, "How do you know that?"
The little girl says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
July 12, 2010
Today's Daily Joke
The Discussion:
An older couple were lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep, but his wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled back to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
He answered, "To get my teeth."
An older couple were lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep, but his wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled back to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
He answered, "To get my teeth."
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