Mothers Shouldn’t Lie:
A little girl and her mother are walking through the park one day when they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.
The little girl says "Mommy what are
The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm.....they are making cakes."
The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkies having sex. Again she asks her mother "what are they are doing?"
The mother replies with the same response, "making cakes."
The next day the girl says to her mother "Mommy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the living room last night, right"
Shocked, the Mother says, "How do you know that?"
The little girl says,
"Because I licked the icing off the sofa."