July 7, 2010

Today's Daily Joke


A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
He decides to give them each a test.
He gives each woman a present of $5000.00 cash and watches to see what they do with their money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was very impressed.

The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new electronic gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000.00 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then ... he ... very logically ... married the one with the largest boobs and tightest round ass.

Surely you weren't thinking men have changed.

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