July 16, 2010

Today's Daily Joke

Mrs Jones:

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local

"Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep 
during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be 
able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at 
specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off.
Noticing this, the 
preacher put his plan to work.

"And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs.

" Jesus!"
Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister.

Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again.
Again, the minister noticed. "Who is
 your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling.

Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off.
However, this time the minister
 did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
 motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband
 with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him
 his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that god damned thing
 in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation !!

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