To: Homeland Security, Southwest Regional Office
From: The Minuteman
Ref.: Needed an exemption permit for illegal alien cats
I am a minuteman down on the U.S. Mexican Border we found about 100 or so Mexican cats crossing the border. We didn't know what to do with them since we were not sure if they really were Illegals, since the "Meow " sounded the same as American cats! Although some of the boys thought they heard a slight accent. Well anyway, not knowing what to do with them, we weren’t sure if we should send them back across the border or let them stay here. The problem required an immediate solution. Since it was about lunchtime, we decided to sell the Undocumented Mexican Cats to the local Vietnamese restaurant. We can get a good buck for them and the Vietnamese just love to use them in their woks!
Mr. White Trash
Minuteman Supervisor Section 2102