September 17, 2010

Today's Daily Joke

Park Bench:

A little girl is out with her mother in the park when they see two teenagers having sex on a bench.

"What are they doing?" asks the girl.
"
Uh, making cakes dear," says the mother.

They proceed to go to the zoo, where sure enough they see two monkeys having sex.

"What are they doing?" asks the girl.
"
They're making cakes, too."

The next day, the girl says: "Mommy, were you and Daddy making cakes in the den last night?”

Shocked, the mother asks: "How did you know that?"

"Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

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