More Kid Talk:
answers you get from kids when you ask them a question may surprise you .....
What ingredients are fathers made of?
Daddies are made of baseballs, basketballs, and footballs. Oh, and my uncle is also made of golf.
What kind of little boy was your dad?
He used to cheat and lie sometimes, but now he’s a lawyer and a damn good one.
What is love?
It’s that first feeling you feel before all that other stuff gets in the way.
What is love like?
Love is like when you go out and give somebody most of your French Fries without making them give you anything of theirs.
Where does love come from?
Love comes from people’s hearts, but God made hearts.
Why did God give your mother and not some other mom?
God gave me my mom because she had me in her tummy for a long, long time. She earned me.
Why did your mom marry your dad?
My grandma says mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.
Do you know the names of any Angels?
I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold Angels.
July 8, 2010
July 7, 2010
Today's Daily Joke
Dating:
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
He decides to give them each a test.
He gives each woman a present of $5000.00 cash and watches to see what they do with their money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was very impressed.
The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new electronic gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000.00 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then ... he ... very logically ... married the one with the largest boobs and tightest round ass.
Surely you weren't thinking men have changed.
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
He decides to give them each a test.
He gives each woman a present of $5000.00 cash and watches to see what they do with their money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was very impressed.
The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new electronic gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000.00 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then ... he ... very logically ... married the one with the largest boobs and tightest round ass.
Surely you weren't thinking men have changed.
July 6, 2010
Today's Daily Joke
Mood Ring:
My husband bought me a mood ring the other day.
When I'm in a good mood, it turns orange......
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead!!
My husband bought me a mood ring the other day.
When I'm in a good mood, it turns orange......
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead!!
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