The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer.
"I can arrange some things for you," the devil said.
"I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your childrens souls, and their childrens souls rot in hell for eternity."
The lawyer thought for a moment.
"So, what's the catch?" he asked.