Marine In Town:
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was
"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded.
"Or just a bed, I
don't care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant a Navy guy," admitted
the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost.
But to tell you
the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have
complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."
"No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast, bright-eyed and
"How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.
The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring,
"Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Marine.
"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.
"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the
"I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said,
'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."