Jimmy Joe Bob:
One day, Jimmy Joe Bob was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba Ray Roy driving a brand new pickup truck.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
"Bubba, where'd ya get that truck?"
"Bobby May Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.
She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"
"Well, Jimmy Joe Bob, let me tell you what happened.
We were driving out on County Road 9, in the middle of nowhere.
Bobby May Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods.
She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, Bubba, take whatever you want.
So I took this here truck!"
"Bubba, you're a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you at all."