May 28, 2010

Today's Daily Joke

Employee Appraisal Time:

These quotes were taken from actual employee performance appraisals ...

"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."

"I would not allow this employee to breed"

"When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet"

"This young lady has delusions of adequacy"

"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them"

"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot"

"This employee should go far, and the sooner the better"

"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together"

"A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus"

"He would argue with a signpost"

"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell"

"If you see 2 people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one"

"A photographic memory but with the lens over the cap"

"Donated his brain to science before he was done using it"

"If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change"

"It's hard to believe that he beat out other sperm"

"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled"

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