Today's Daily Joke

Uncle Al’s Home Remedy Cures Everything:

Ingredients:
4 tablespoons Tabasco juice
1/2 stick of butter
4 tablespoons concentrated lemon juice
1 teaspoon green food coloring
2 tablespoons horseradish sauce
1 teaspoon pepper
1 tablespoon of laxative
1 egg
1 tablespoon vinegar
1 tablespoon rum

There are no difficult instructions for Uncle Al's Home Remedy. You just mix it all together, so it's fun, fun, fun! You'll need someplace to keep your Home Remedy safe...how about the milk carton in the refrigerator? And don't forget, you'll need a Special Assistant to test whether your batch has Zing!
How about Kitty or Doggy?
They'll just love that big bold taste!