August 2, 2010

Today's Daily Joke

Now we know what they do with them:

A new agent working for the IRS goes to audit a Jewish Temple.
He asks the Rabbi, "What do you do with all the leftover candle
The Rabbi replies, "Not wanting to be wasteful, we recycle
 everything. So we send the wax back to the candle company and
they make new candles."

The IRS agent then asks, "What do you do with all the leftover
 crumbs from the matzo bread?"

The Rabbi replies, "We take it outside and feed the birds."

The IRS agent, trying to find something to hassle the Rabbi for
 then asks, "And what do you do with the skin from all those circumcisions?"

The Rabbi replies, "We send it to Washington D.C. and they send us
 little pricks like you."

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