Lawyer at a Party:
A young lawyer is at a party with some of his friends when a girl comes along with a plate of chips.
The girl offers the chips around and everyone in turn takes a chip.
The girl offers the chips around a second time and again everyone takes one.
Finally the girl decides to offer the chips around a third time.
Again everyone accepts until she reaches the young lawyer.
"What is this!" he says, somewhat bothered "Do you think I'm some kind of food goblin?"