November 9, 2010

Today's Daily Joke

Lucky Number:

There was a guy whose lucky number was five.
He was born on May 5, 1955.
He graduated 5th in his class, got a job with the 5th company he applied to and soon became the 5th highest executive, married the 5th girl he dated, had 5 children, and always shot a five under at golf.
He had a mistress who wore a size 5 dress.
One day he was at the racetrack, and saw that at 5:00 PM in the fifth race in lane number 5 was a five-year-old stallion named "Numero Cinco."
Seeing this as a sign, he goes to the fifth betting window and bets $55,555 on the horse.
He goes to the fifth row in the stands to watch the race.
The horse came in fifth.

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