Today's Daily Joke

The Plane Trip:


A stranger was seated next to Little Tommy on the plane when the 
stranger turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights
 will go 
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said 
to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?" 


"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Tommy. "That could be an interesting topic.
But let me 
ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The 
same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a 
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you 
suppose that is?" 


"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Tommy, "How is it that you feel qualified to 
discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"