Today's Daily Joke:

New Greeter at Wal-Mart

Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10,15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their 'Older Person Friendly' policies.
One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.
'Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome.
'Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it.'
'Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?'
They said; 'Good morning, General, coffee this morning, sir?'