May 28, 2009

Today's Daily Joke:

The Economy Is So Bad, well just how bad is it:

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Jewish women are marrying for love.

Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.

HotWheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM and Chrysler.

Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico .

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

Motel Six won't leave the light on.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

And finally ... Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Hey, great idea ... the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.

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