One Christmas Morning ....
During President Clinton’s second term in office he woke up to see two feet of snow outside his bedroom widow.
But as he looked closer, he saw that someone had urinated "CLINTON'S AN ASSHOLE" in the snow.
Bill was outraged and asked the head of the Secret Service to run a sample of the urination.
The head of the S.S. said, "We'll have it back in about two weeks.
Two weeks later, the Secret Service agent walked in and said, "No doubt about it sir, It's definitely Vice President Al Gore's urine.
But, it's your wife Hillary’s hand writing!"