The Daily Joke

As They Get Old:



- Old accountants never die; they just lose their balance.


- Old actors never die they just drop apart.


- Old archers never die they just bow and quiver.


- Old architects never die they just lose their structures.


- Old bankers never die they just lose interest.


- Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.


- Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.


- Old bookkeepers never die; they just lose their figures.


- Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.


- Old cashiers never die, they just check out.


- Old chauffeurs never die; they just lose their drive.


- Old chemists never die they just fail to react.


- Old cleaning people never die they just kick the bucket.


- Old cooks never die they just get deranged.


- Old daredevils never die they just get discouraged.


- Old deans never die; they just lose their faculties.


- Old doctors never die; they just lose their patience.


- Old electricians never die they just lose contact.


- Old farmers never die they just go to seed.


- Old garage men never die they just retire.


- Old hackers never die they just go to bits.


- Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.


- Old hippies never die they just smell that way.


- Old horticulturists never die they just go to pot.


- Old hypochondriacs never die; they just lose their grippe.


- Old investors never die they just roll over.


- Old journalists never die they just get de-pressed.


- Old knights in chain mail never die; they just shuffle off their metal coils.


- Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.


- Old lawyers never die; they just lose their appeal.


- Old limbo dancers never die they just go under.


- Old mathematicians never die they just disintegrate.


- Old milkmaids never die; they just lose their whey.


- Old musicians never die they just get played out.


- Old number theorists never die; they just get past their prime.


- Old numerical analysts never die they just get disarrayed.


- Old owls never die; they just don't give a hoot.


- Old pacifists never die they just go to peaces.


- Old photographers never die they just stop developing.


- Old pilots never die; they just go to a higher plane.


- Old policemen never die, they just cop out.


- Old printers never die; they're just not the type.


- Old programmers never die; they just branch to a new address.


- Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.


- Old quarterbacks never die they just pass away.


- Old schools never die; they just lose their principals.


- Old sculptors never die; they just lose their marbles.


- Old seers never die; they just lose their vision.


- Old sewage workers never die they just waste away.


- Old skateboarders never die; they just lose their bearings.


- Old sailors never die; they just get a little dingy.


- Old Soldiers never die. Young ones do.


- Old steel makers never die; they just lose their temper.


- Old students never die they just get degraded.
- Old tanners never die they just go into hiding.


- Old teachers never die; they just lose their class.


- Old typists never die; they just lose their justification.


- Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.


- Old white water rafters never die they just get disgorged.


- Old wrestlers never die; they just lose their grip.


- There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to old skeptics, but their future is doubtful.


- Old ministers never die, they just get put out to pastor...


- Old Truckers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt!


- Old mailmen never die; they just lose their zip!


- Old preachers never die, they just ramble on, and on, and on, and on....