The Daily Joke

Joe's Excuse:

Joe's wife likes to sing so she decided to join the church 
choir.
From time to time she would practice while she was 
in the kitchen preparing dinner.
Whenever she would start 
in on a song, Joe would head outside to the porch.


His wife, with hurt feelings, said, "What's the matter, 
Joe?
Don't you like my singing?"


Joe replied, "Honey, I love your singing, but I just want 
to make sure the neighbors know I'm not beating you."