Joe's wife likes to sing so she decided to join the church
From time to time she would practice while she was
in the kitchen preparing dinner.
Whenever she would start
in on a song, Joe would head outside to the porch.
His wife, with hurt feelings, said, "What's the matter,
Don't you like my singing?"
Joe replied, "Honey, I love your singing, but I just want
to make sure the neighbors know I'm not beating you."