January 13, 2010

Daily Joke

Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man:

A Christmas tree is always erect.
A Christmas tree has cute balls.


Even small ones give satisfaction.

A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.

A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.

A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.

You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by'
date.

You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

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