One day, Tom went to the store.
He was only in there for about five minutes and when he came out, there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
Tom approached the cop and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
The cop ignored him and continued writing the ticket.
So, Tom called him a pencil-necked geek.
The cop glared at him and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So, Tom called him a horse's ass.
The cop finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then, he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about fifteen minutes.
The more Tom abused the cop, the more tickets he wrote.
Tom didn't give a damn because, his car was parked around the corner!