Don’t Scare The Children:
A guy comes home early one day from work.
And he hears weird sounds coming from his bedroom.
When he gets to his room, he finds his wife naked on the bed sweating bullets.
What the hell is going on? he says.
I'm having a heart attack!!
So he runs down stairs, and picks up the phone to dial 911.
But as he is doing this, his four-year-old son, comes running up to him and says, Dad, I’m scared, Uncle Tommy is up stairs, hiding in your closet, and he's naked.
So he slams the phone down, and runs upstairs, to find his own brother, in the closet.
The husband then says, What the hell are you doing?
My wife is having a heart attack, and your here running around naked, scaring the hell out of the kids? You should be ashamed of yourself!