February 26, 2010

The Daily Joke

Shit Here:

Lou and Elton, a pair of homosexual lovers, went hiking.
Lou ducked behind a bush when he felt nature calling.
Suddenly he cried out, "How terrible! I miscarried! I miscarried! Here is a little arm! There is a little leg! This is so awful!"
"Shut up, you fucking idiot!" Elton scolded. "You just shit on top of a frog!"

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