March 1, 2010

Today's Daily Joke

Bad Breath:

This guy went to the doctor because he was having a terrible problem with bad breath.
He told the doctor he had tried 10 different toothpastes, mouthwashes, breath mints, the works, but he just can't get rid of this bad breath.

After extensive testing the doctor came into the examining room and said, "I think I've found your problem. You're either going to have to quit biting your fingernails, or quit scratching your butt!"

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