Today's Daily Joke

Odd Laws Still on the Books in Arizona:

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

It is illegal to take naked photographs before noon on Sunday.

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.

There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

Glendale: Cars may not be driven in reverse.

Maricopa County: No more than six girls may live in any house.

Mesa: It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liquor license.

Mohave County: A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

Nogales: A city ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.

Tucson: Women may not wear pants.