Today's Daily Joke

Stupid:

One day two stupid hicks were driving down the road, drinking beer.
The passenger Bubba said, lookey thar up ahead, Earl. It'sa po-leece road block! We're gonna get busted for drinking these here beers.
Don't worry Bubba, Earl said, We'll just pull over finish drinking these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat.
What fer? asked Bubba.
Just let me do the talkin, okay, Earl advised.
They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads.
When they reached the road block, the sheriff said, Have you boys been drinking?
No sir, said Earl. We're on the patch.