Today's Daily Joke

Nurse Joke #5:

The Thermometer-

Q) What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket?
A) Some asshole has my pen!

Q) 

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

A) The taste.



Q) Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?
A) 
She was taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.