March 19, 2010

Today's Daily Joke


Jake was watching vigilantly at his dying wife's side.
Sleep now, its all right, he told her.

But she kept trying to sit up and said, Honey, I really need to tell you something.
Finally Jake let her get it off her chest.

Jake, honey, I need to tell you something before I die. During the last two months, I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father.
Don't worry about it, Jake said, I already know. Why do you think I poisoned you?

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