A lawyer's wife dies. At the cemetery, people are appalled
to see that the tombstone reads:
"Here lies Shirley, wife of Morris Rosen, L. L. D., Wills,
Divorce, Malpractice, and Immigration Legal Services"
Suddenly, Morris bursts into tears. His brother says, "You
SHOULD cry, pulling a cheap stunt like this on Shirley's
Through his tears, Morris sobs, "You don't understand! They
left out the phone number!"