Today's Daily Joke

Two Lawyers:

Two Jewish lawyers, Myron and Thorn, were having a heated exchange during a trial.
The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench.
"Your Honor," said Myron, "I objected because my distinguished colleague Thorn was badgering the witness. It is obvious he has never heard of the Bill of Rights."
"Rubbish!" snapped Thorn. "I happen to know them by heart."
Myron rolled his eyes in disbelief.
"Do you now? Well, Thorn, I have a hundred dollars that says you can't even tell me the first few words."
Thorn smirked and accepted the challenge and began, "I pledge allegiance to the flag..."
"Damn," Myron interrupted, fishing the money from his pocket, "I didn't think you'd know it."