Today's Daily Joke

The Male Virgin:

A young male virgin, a shy college freshman, was lucky enough to have a roommate who was considerably more experienced with the opposite sex.
When the bashful boy broke down and explained his predicament, his roommate offered to set him up with the campus floozy.

"Just take her out to dinner and a show, and then let nature take its course," he explained.
"This girl really knows how to go from there."

The roommate arranged the date as promised, and the freshman took the coed out for a delightful evening of dining and dancing. 
On the way home, he parked his car in a dark lane, broke out in shakes and a cold sweat and blurted out: "God, I sure would like to have a little pussy." 

"I would, too," the girl sighed. "Mine's the size of a bucket!"