Today's Daily Joke

Malaysia:

Have you seen the Malaysian-produced automobile called a 'Kancil', that small little 600cc car?
Well Dr M really wanted to sell them in the U.S., so Dr M paid a visit to the White House.
After finishing formal discussions with Clinton, Dr M checks with Bill to find out if there is a way to sell the Kancil in USA.
After having looked at the brochure, Bill said, 'You know, I think this Kuncheel is too small for us Americans.'
Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Clinton offered, 'Ok, take this number down. This guy is my good buddy and he's also the CEO of the biggest compact car distributor in North America'.
Dr M was satisfied with the meeting and returns to Malaysia.
The next day he called the number and a lady answered, 'TOYS'R'US', can I help you?'

Note: Malaysia is a Muslim country in southeast Asia next to Singapore.