Today's Daily Joke

Kids and Worms:


You have to appreciate this kids perspective on things...


Four worms were placed into four separate jars.   

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.   

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. 

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. 

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.    

After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol - dead.

Second worm in cigarette smoke – dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.

Fourth worm in soil - alive. 


So the Science teacher asked the class –
"What can you learn from this experiment?"

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms!"