Today's Daily Joke

At the Bar:

Jim and Ted were in a bar. 

Jim tells Ted, "Hey guess what, I fucked this girl up the ass last night!" 

Ted replies, "wow, no shit!" 

Jim answers, "Well, maybe a little bit..."
Ted pauses for a moment and says, “What do you do at work?”
Jim answers, “Ted, you know I am a meat packer.”
Ted replies, “Well now you’re a shit packer.”