At the Bar:
Jim and Ted were in a bar.
Jim tells Ted, "Hey guess what, I fucked this girl up the ass last night!"
Ted replies, "wow, no shit!"
Jim answers, "Well, maybe a little bit..."
Ted pauses for a moment and says, “What do you do at work?”
Jim answers, “Ted, you know I am a meat packer.”
Ted replies, “Well now you’re a shit packer.”