Today's Daily Joke

Dixie Pride:

A bus driver is conducting a tour of famous Civil War battle sites. 
"Here," he points out at one spot, "is where the Southern troops routed a whole regiment of Yankees. 
Over there, the Rebs wiped out a whole platoon of Yanks. 
Down about a mile, there's another valley where we captured a thousand Union soldiers."


A tourist says, "Didn't the North ever win a battle?" 


"Yes ma'am. But not while I'm driving this bus."